teen lan wangji is boring as shit & all other kids avoid him like the plague except instead of being all anguished pariah about it he’s just like good fucking riddance 🙄 and goes to do more activities that would put the average 15 yr old to sleep in 0.4 seconds. autistic bitch of all time.
wangxian is so funny for this too like imagine if you wanted to hang out with the super fun popular kid who gets invited to everyone’s parties and has a snapchat streak w all your classmates & he’s like sorry i can’t i have to obsess over the anthropomorphic personification of the rulebook
the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats
i cant believe there are people out there who will only watch an anime if its on a streaming service like have you forgotten your roots? the anime episodes split up into 3 parts on youtube in low quality? the fansubs that just did whatever the fuck they wanted half the time? the websites that are almost certainly mining your data for bitcoin while showing you terrible ads? they were there for you long before you even knew what crunchyroll was
